W. C. Fields

I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.- W. C. Fields 1880 - 1946

W. C. Fields

Raising taxes and cutting spending won't get you reelected, but it just might save the country.

Around 22m lost Bush administration email messages have been recovered. Guardian, UK

The first testicular guard Cup was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet in an NHL game was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

Wine is at the head of all medicines; where wine is lacking, drugs are necessary.- Talmud

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