George Carlin: Honesty

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

Raising taxes and cutting spending won't get you reelected, but it just might save the country.

Around 22m lost Bush administration email messages have been recovered. Guardian, UK

The first testicular guard Cup was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet in an NHL game was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.Al Franken, \Oh, the Things I Know\, 2002

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